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Don't Lay Your Hands On Me

New trainer on the block, Jean Louis Gagnon, claimed Trouble n Me out of Wednesday June 23´s 8th race for Sharondale Racing Stable. There´s still plenty of enthusiasm for thoroughbred racing in the province of Alberta. Just can´t let the Powers That B kill it.

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Deadline for entries Friday, July 2, 2010

2010 CTHS (Alberta Division) Thoroughbred Sale

Thursday September 23, 2010

Westerner Park Agricentre, Red Deer AB

Deadline for Entries

Friday July 2, 2010

The Canadian Thoroughbred Horse Society

(Alberta Division)

Unit #218, 1935 - 32nd Avenue N.E.

Calgary AB T2E 7C8

Phone

403-229-3609 Fax

403-244-6909

Website: www.cthsalta.com

Email: cthsalta@telusplanet.net

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If the state workers in California carry the vote - Arnold won´t be back.

LA Times - Wages To Be Cut

While the workers fret over keeping the wolf from the door, LA´s Mayor is out cavorting on free tickets.

LA Times - Mayor´s Free Tickets

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Greta Kuntzweiler´s second chance

DRF - Greta

http://www.drf.com/news/article/114166.html

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Bloodhorse - Glass Half Empty Or Half Full

Bloodhorse - Oak Tree To Remain At Santa Anita 2010

NY Times - Oak Tree - Santa Anita

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Bloodhorse - Things That Make You Go Hmmmm

Bloodhorse - Rise Of The Racino

Bloodhorse - Shifting States

Horse Race Insider - Less Is More

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Charges Dropped Against Dutch Minidress Women

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NHL Draft

LA Times - NHL Draft

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Bloodhorse - Second Season

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ESPN - Cronley

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When´s Northlands going to offer Wi Fi to its customers?

About 2 decades after the technology´s obsolete and there´s 3 fans left?

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Bloodhorse - Change Needs To Happen - Part 2

Bloodhorse - Change Needs To Happen

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Horse Race Insider - Pragmatism?

Who Am I?

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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

Bertrand Russell

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Maybe Cruyff was waiting for the orange minis.

LA Times - Johan Cruyff

Johan Cruyff

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Monday, June 21, 2010 Backstretch Banter was in its place with bright shining Lemon Pledge faces.

Backstretch Banter Column

Phil has 2 questions?

Who over at Edmonton Northlands reads holybull.ca?

Why would the lead Canadian Derby story be about Peter Redekop´s purchase when Al´s better Side, Barb, showed No Hesitation in winning last Saturday´s Western Canada Stakes for 3 year olds going 6 furlongs on Northlands park dirt.

Northlands wouldn´t have to spend as much as it does on advertising and promotions if it treated its ever dwindling fan base with the respect it deserves rather than continually invoking the Petty Trespass Act.

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Speaking of advertising, pick up a copy of the June Edmonton edition of Avenue.

Avenue Edmonton

Inside is a calendar pull-out featuring 172 Fabulous things to set your summer right. Last page of the pull out is a Lemon Pledge glossy full page ad for the Canadian Derby, August 21, 2010. When the calendar´s magnetted to your fridge the Canadian Derby ad will be on the back, but that´s another story.

Flip open the calendar and what does it reveal?

Canadian Derby Golf Tournament August 16, 2010.

Canadian Derby Girls Pageant August 19, 2010.

Canadian Derby Marathon August 21, 2010.

Canadian Derby Marathon August 22, 2010.

Phil´s not going to waste your time on a diatribe about the efficacy of marketing thoroughbred racing to marathon runners. With respect to Canadian Derby activities shown on the calendar - Tttttttttttttttttthat´s all folks.

Biggest thoroughbred race of the summer in Edmonton and it´s not on the calendar of 172 Fabulous things to set your summer right.

The Horses, Hats and Hope promotion on Friday, August 13, 2010 is, but not the Canadian Derby.

Horses, Hats And Hope

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Interesting theory: People who are so stupid, they don´t realize how stupid they are.

NY Times - The Anosognosics Dilemna

NY Times - Part 2

NY Times - Part 3

NY Times - Part 4

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What was the Edmonton Northlands racetrack hostesses´ revolt over?

Couldn´t have been Arnold threatening them with minimum wage. Phil sent e-mails to a couple of Northlands´ managers on Thursday asking for comment, but has so far received no reply at all.

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Genuine ignorance is... profitable because it is likely to be accompanied by humility, curiosity, and open mindedness; whereas ability to repeat catch-phrases, cant terms, familiar propositions, gives the conceit of learning and coats the mind with varnish waterproof to new ideas.

John Dewey

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Blondie will be appearing at the River Cree Casino Saturday, August 14, 2010

Edmonton Journal - Blondie

Liar, Liar

You shudda seen that one coming.

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Horse Race Insider - Calling Dr. Tracy

LA Times - Dodgers Psychic

LA Times - Dodgers Non-Commital

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Casinos Try To Prevent Meadowlands Racino

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Pennsylvania Government Claws Back Harness Purses

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Hores Race Insider - Unrequited Rivalry

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Comedero keeps rolling in Red Legend

DRF - Comedero

http://www.drf.com/news/article/114069.html

Bloodhorse - Comedero

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Bloodhorse - Calder Tries To Block Hialeah Casino

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Bloodhorse - Bloodhorse Wins 13 media Awards

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G20 summit moves location

G20 Summit

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Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we´re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn´t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

P.J. O´Rourke

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NY Times - Basketball - Sweet Deals

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Old Time Rock n Roll Night

Spaghetti Dinner and Dance

June 28th, 2010 6:00 PM

Norwood Legion

11150 82 St NW Edmonton

LIVE BAND – THE PROUD PAM BAND

Lots of dancing!

Tickets are $10.00 each

Available from Chaplaincy Board members

Jeanette Haggan at the Learning Centre

Theresa Sealy at the HBPA office

Dinner will be served from 6:00 -7:00 only

Door prizes,

50/50 draws

Lots of fun!

PLEASE PURCHASE TICKETS IN ADVANCE!!

Come on out and get your "groove" on!

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Bloodhorse - BC Challenge Expands to 65 races

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Rescue 100 Foundation

Fundraising Event

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Dinner - Barn Dance -- Auction

Keno Hills Stables

52165 - Range Road 210, Sherwood Park

Reception & Cocktails 6:00 PM

Dinner 7:00 PM

Dance & Live Auction To Follow

Pony Rides 6:00 - 7:00 PM

Dinner & Dance Adult $35

Dinner & Dance Child 6-12 years $15

Children Under 6 FREE

Dance Only $15

(Admission at 8:30 PM)

For Tickets call 780 464-9988

http://rescue100.ca/

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CANADIAN THOROUGHBRED HORSE SOCIETY

(British Columbia Division)

2010 Yearling & Mixed Sale

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Thunderbird Show Park, Langley, BC

June 18th...CTHS September Sale catalogue advertising deadline.

BC CTHS Mixed Sale has attracted 138 yearlings and 16 assorted mares, weanlings, etc.

42 Stallions represented:

Alfaari, Amaruk, Badge of Silver, Bertrando, Cahill Road, Finality, Flammabull, Forest Grove, Gilded Time, Holy Bull, In Excess (IRE), Joey Franco, Katahaula County, Kiridashi, Mass Market, Mazel Trick, Mutakddim, Orchid´s Devil, Petionville, Quiet Cash, Real Quest, Regal Intention, Rockport Harbor, Saint Stephen, Second in Command, Sharp Humor, Silent Name (JPN), Silver Fox, Stephanotis, Storm Victory, Sungold, Survivalist, Tempered Appeal, Terrell, Touch Gold, Tribal Rule, Vying Victor, Wandering, Western Trick, Wilko, Yoonevano

CANADIAN THOROUGHBRED HORSE SOCIETY

(British Columbia Division)

17687 - 56A Avenue,

Surrey, B.C. V3S 1G4

Fax # 604.574.5868

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Is there enough Guinness to go around?

First, Graeme McDowell from Northern Ireland held off Frenchman Gregory Havret to win the US Open at Pebble Beach. Then, South Africa beat France at the World Cup eliminating the team that cheated the Irish out of their rightful spot in the 32.

ESPN - Golf - US Open

LA Times - Dwyre - US Open

Le Parisien, a French newspaper, wrote scathingly: "To have the worst soccer team at the World Cup was almost unbearable. To also have the most stupid is intolerable."

NY Times - Soccer - France

ESPN - Soccernet - France Out

ESPN - Soccernet - French Press Hammer Les Bleus

NY Times - South Africa Bars

Prima Donna

LA Times - Erskine - World Cup

The Hand Of Henry

ESPN - Soccernet - France Team Refuses To Practice

Karma Chameleon

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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.

Elbert Hubbard

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Phil´s drink and movie

Margarita

Blade Runner

Chariots Of Fire

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I´m sure the ennead must wonder if Phil spends all of his time researching the foibles of the Northlands Keystone Cops. Not so. Phil would like to thank all of the readers who send in their comments and ideas. I´m sure there´s a few out there today recognizing their comments.

Phil thanks you. Keep ´em coming.

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Rose Bowl loses a sponsor

LA Times - Rose Bowl

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Summertime Blues

Dumb Things

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Phil M Stockmen