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King Shhh!

Gio Ponti, who´s half brother Fisher Pond stands at Paddockhurst Stables, Nisku Alberta, overcame a pace so pedestrian even a harness caller wouldn´t have had trouble and a not so stellar ride to jump back into the win column in Saturday´s Man o´ War at Belmont.

Bloodhorse - Gio Ponti Up Late

Jim Meyaard´s barn has a couple of early Canadian Derby prospects, with Hal Veale´s Sycamore Stable´s Professor Pollard capturing a conditioned allowance optional claimer in 1:38 4/5 for the mile, less than half an hour before Al´s better Side Barb´s No Hesitation dominated the Ky Alta getting the mile 3/5 quicker.

Edmonton Journal - Curtis Stock - No Hesitiation

DRF - No Hesitation

http://www1.drf.com/news/article/114690.html

Edmonton Sun - John Short - No Hesitation

Congratulations to Robert Waschuk the unofficial winner of Saturday´s Handicapping Contest at Northlands. Curtis was a close 4th.

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Will Greg Louganis come out of retirement for World Cup 2014?

LA Times - World Cup Diving

ESPN - World Cup

LA Times - World Cup Finals

LA Times - World Cup Announcer

NY Times - Man U - Chicago Style

LA Times - Penalty Kicks

Orange Crush

Red Rain

The Chosen Few

All quiet on the southern front, until Monday.

NY Times - South Africa

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Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.

Mark Twain

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Celebrating Singspiel

Thoroughbred Internet

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Congratulations to the winners of the Backstretch Awards for June at Northlands Park:

Groom of the week:

June 5th – Jordan Oleksyn

June 12th – Raul Sanchez

June 19th – Roger Weingartner

June 26th – Donovan Buchanon

Monthly Awards:

Pony Person – Ali Schymizek

Exercise Rider – Mat Williams

Backstretch Person – Dr. Jodi Kendrew

Shedrow of the Month – Tim Rycroft Stable

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Contraction

ESPN - Plonk

ESPN - Ellis Park

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Baseball people, and that includes myself, are slow to change and accept new ideas. I remember that it took years to persuade them to put numbers on uniforms.

Branch Rickey

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Boston Globe - Unbridled Hope

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HullabaLOU auction to benefit Make-A-Wish Foundation

Brisnet - HullabaLOU

Hullabalou must be a Green festival. They´re recyling so many acts who´re just there to top up their pension packets.

Hullabaloufest

At least Lollapalooza has a couple of headliners that had a hit in the 21st century.

Lollapalooza

Wakeup

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BC Cup Day

Monday, August 2, 2010

7 stake races

50,000 BC Debutante for BC Bred 2 yr fillies going 6 ˝ furlongs,

$50,000 BC Nursery for BC Bred 2 yr olds going 6 ˝

$50,000 Dogwood for 3 yr old BC bred fillies going 1 1/16th miles.

The Stellar Jay for BC bred 3 yr old for a $50,000 purse going 1 1/16th miles,

The $50,000 BC Cup Distaff for BC bred fillies and mares going 1 1/8th miles,

BC Cup Sprint for 3 yr old & up going 6 ˝ furlongs for BC breds with a purse of $50,000 a

BC Cup Classic with a purse of $50,000 going 1 1/8th miles.

Also offered that day is a 1 3/8-endurance race for BC breds that have started for a claming price of $8000.00 dollars or less in the 2009 or 2010 for the current owner(s).

The BC Cup kicks off with a Golf Tournament on Monday, July 25th. Anyone interest in playing in the tournament should contact Dan Jukich at djukich@hastingsracecourse.com

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Alberta isn´t the only jurisdiction where the reigning party hides its patronage in so called quasi independent entities.

ESPN - Finley

Horse Race Insider - Same Old Process

NY Times - LA Dodgers

NY Times - Divorce - Dodger Style

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Mankind is like dogs, not gods - as long as you don´t get mad they´ll bite you - but stay mad and you´ll never be bitten. Dogs don´t respect humility and sorrow.

Jack Kerouac

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Mark Twain´s Biography

NY Times - Twain

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Where It´s At Wednesdays

The Playbook Lounge

Wednesday, 14 July 2010

5:30 PM to 9:00 PM

The Playbook Lounge

Northlands Park

Edmonton, AB

HALF PRICE APPETIZERS!

HALF PRICE on selected Appetizers:

Nachos

$5.50 small, $7.99 large

Spring Rolls

$3.50

Dry Ribs

$3.99 small, $7.50 large

Chicken Wings

$5.50 small order, $8.99 large

Tex-Mex, BBQ, Sea Salt & Cracked Pepper, Honey Garlic, Louisiana or Raging Hot

Other available Meal Favourites:

Caesar Salad

$6.95 regular, $8.95 large, $10.95 with grilled chicken

Steak Sandwich

$13.95

Served with garlic toast, fries and coleslaw

Clubhouse Sandwich

$9.95

Deluxe Chicken Sandwich

$10.95

July 14th, 2010

Doors 5:30 PM

First Post Time 6:00 PM

Last race goes to post at 9:09 PM

Guest List:

where.its.at.wednesdays@gmail.com

No dress code but try business casual or dress to impress.

For more information & to get on the guest list:

where.its.at.wednesdays@gmail.com

If you bring a July edition of Alberta Venture to Where It´s At on July 14, 2010 Kathy Butkovic will autograph it for you

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Females doing well at Louisiana Downs

ESPN - Louisiana Downs

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HBPA Saskatchewan

Annual Steak / Chicken Supper

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

6:00 PM

Marquis Downs Cook Shack.

Tickets $10.00

available at Gail´s Coffee Bar

or ask an HBPA Director.

Tickets must be purchased by Noon Saturday July 25, 2010

- Cash Bar – Door Prizes -

Bring your instruments!!

Whiskey will regale you with his renditions.

Whisky

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Whya does it always take a study to figure out what common sense tells most mothers.

Kids Eat More Veggies

Liquid Salad

NY Times - Dining

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HBPA Saskatchewan

Annual General Meeting

Saturday, Aug. 21, 2010

All Thoroughbred Owners & Trainers

Marquis Downs Grandstand

Lower Level, East End

Lunch at Noon: 12:00—12:30

(Courtesy H.B.P.A.)

Meeting 12:30

(Director´s Meeting 11:00)

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The Name Game

DRF - Name Game

http://www.drf.com/news/article/114613.html

Derby Girl Names

Derby Girl Names

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Canadian Derby Golf Tournament Auction

August 16, 2010

Coloniale Golf Course

Beaumont, AB

The Backstretch Chaplaincy Benevolence Auction will be held in conjunction with the Canadian Derby Golf Tournament at the Coloniale Golf course in Beaumont on Monday, August 16th.

Donated items to be auctioned to raise funds for the Backstretch Chaplaincy Fund are required. The fund provides benevolence to backstretch workers and events to improve the quality of life all of the horsemen working at the track.

Your contribution to the auction would be greatly appreciated and funds raised used for a very worthy cause.

For more information please contact Theresa Sealy at 403-540-8707 or Jim Haggan at 780-405-4559.

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Plight of The Drug Trade Horses

The Horse - Drug Trade Horses

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HBPA Alberta

Backstretch BBQ and Horseshoe Tournament

Tuesday July 20th at 6:00 PM

Northlands track infield.

Dinner will be served from 6:00-7:00

The tournament will begin at 7:00.

Tickets will be $10 each and with every ticket sold you will get a kickback $5 FREE play coupon for that night at the NP casino!

The horseshoe tournament will consist of 2 people to a team at a cost of $10 per team or $5 per single entry.

Please sign up with Theresa Sealy at the HBPA office. Prizes of medals and a Coliseum gift certificate with a trophy with your names on it displayed in the Learning Centre to the winners.

Deadline for entries is Saturday July 17th. Get your competitive juices flowing and come on out and throw a few horseshoes for a good cause!

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Bloodhorse - Haskin - Awesome Gem Still Shining Bright

Awesome Gem Glitters

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HBPA Alberta

Spanish/English language lessons

Starting July 6th there will be free language classes available for any person with a HRA license. Learning English classes will be every Tuesday and Spanish every Thursday at 6:00 PM – 8:00 PM for 8 weeks in the backstretch kitchen.

There will be a light lunch served. If you are interested please contact Theresa Sealy or Jeanette Haggan to sign up.

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MID Shareholders Sue Over Track Acquisitions

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Doesn´t bode well for thoroughbred racing.

If you never learn to study, you´ll never enjoy a sport that requires laborious poring over the Form? Easy solution, pull the handle or press the button.

Boston Globe - What Happened To Studying

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Bloodhorse - Advisory Boards

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Get your questions in.

Bloodhose - Bob Kulina - NJ

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The Pepsi Generation

Hay - Pepsi

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Blane Schvaneveldt dies at 76; legendary quarter horse trainer

LA Times - Blane - Schvaneveldt

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Now that Chris Bosh has jumped to the Miami Heat, both Florida NBA teams have ex-Raptors who played for the Coasters their entire Raptor careers.

Charlie Brown

Horse Race Insider - The Uninspiration Of July

The NHL nor the NBA have been hogging the sports media the last few weeks during the middle of their off season.

Maybe the thoroughbred industry needs to train their stars to act like a bunch of spoiled brat assholes. That type of behaviour seems to be keeping the NHL, NBA, NFL and MLB on the front pages of the sports section.

Phil made a comment about appreciating Kobe Bryant a couple of weeks ago. I don´t think that Lebron James quit on the Cavaliers the last 2 playoffs. He just doesn´t have the innate ability that an MJ, Bill Russell or Kobe does when they lift their game a couple of notches and drag their team mates up with them.

The Lebron James, Chris Bosh and Dewayne Wade free agent asshole antics make a cold hearted calculating mercenary philanderer like Kobe Bryant seem warm and cuddly.

ESPN - Simmons

Heat Stars Sign Six Year Deals

With a lot of Outs and Bonuses

Did They Take The Test?

LA Times - Relationships Test

Boston Globe - The King Is A Clown

LA Times - Crowe

NY Times - NBA

ESPN - Wojciechowski

ESPN - James Takes Heat From Cavs

NY Times - The LeBron James Surreality Show

NY Times - For Cleveland Fans, Heartbreak Is a Familiar Feeling

LA Times - Lebron James

LA Times - Plaschke - Lebron James

ESPN - Lebron Quit On Cavs During Playoffs

Time to pull up the big boy pants and move on.

Sour Grapes

We Don´t Need Another Hero

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The whole secret of existence is to have no fear. Never fear what will become of you, depend on no one. Only the moment you reject all help are you freed.

Buddha

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The NHL isn´t far removed

NY Times - Hockey

Globe And Mail - Free Agent Madness

What fans need to remember is that the owners love the free agent dance. Sign one big name, shuffle the plumbers and the suckers will line up to renew their season tickets.

Dance With A Canuck

Globe And Mail - You Must Be Jokinen

Dedicated to the Flames Fans out there.

Cat Came Back

Feaster fanning Flames

Globe And Mail - Feaster Joins Flames

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All human beings are also dream beings. Dreaming ties all mankind together.

Jack Kerouac

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The Woodbine Whippets?

Globe And Mail - NHL Looking North?

When the NHL finally gets around to allowing a team to return to Canada how about Mercenaries for the name. It´s appropriate for the Age.

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Fisher Underwood Wedding

TSN - Fisher - Underwood

Did They Take The Test?

LA Times - Relationships Test

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Sharks being sharks.

Globe And Mail - Sharks - Hawks Tug of War

San Jose Mercury News - Payback?

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I´ve put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors busy for centuries arguing over what I meant, and that´s the only way of insuring one´s immortality.

James Joyce

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Never Been To Spain

Sail On Sailor

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Phil M Stockmen